an sample post for awash

[murdery]

because jay is allergic to captcha

prompts here

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[nosferadtu]

[ No questioning or anything? Guts shower on a snap? That's... kinda cool. Or it would be cool, if he still didn't seem like such a dweeb.

Marceline circles around to face him, careful to float just high enough that she doesn't touch the cutlets all strewn and sticky. It's still gross. ]

You won't get any eggs now, genius, you turned that chicken into hot soup.

[And more importantly, he's not bleeding any more than he was to start.]

[murdery]

Yeah, but we get all the eggs she already laid!

[Wasn't that the point? He sucks on his bleeding finger, contemplative, apparently unaware of Marceline's own fixation on it.

Did the chicken die for nothing? Oh well.]

And we got a good show.

[nosferadtu]

[Ugh! Why is she even wasting her time trying to be slick? She doesn't want the grimy splatters all over the dirt, what she wants is—]

Listen. I don't care about the chicken. Or the eggs.

[Her voice rasps, sharpens, and echoes from somewhere else that is not quite her mouth.]

I'm only hungering for what's in your veins.

[murdery]

What, blood?

[He's happy to share. He extracts his bleeding finger from his own mouth and extends it to her, as an offering.]

You want some?

[nosferadtu]

[What is this dudes deal? She drops the act, pulls back a little bit with an eyebrow up.]

What, just like that? Are you used to vampires or something?

[Humans never react like that. Like never. It totally kills her usual angle.]

[murdery]

Never heard of 'em! I can just understand a healthy appreciation for blood, that's all.

[This is normal.]

[nosferadtu]

[This is so not normal. For a moment she just stares, letting his words roll all around inside her dome...

Marceline grins, shiny white sharp teeth all shown off.]

You might not be totally lame. You're not a vampire, or a demon, or a cannibal [she can tell] so... why blood?

[murdery]

Why not blood? It's a pretty color, and it tastes good, and it spurts real nice when you curse someone's head to twist off.

[SO. NORMAL.]

[nosferadtu]

That’s pretty hardcore.

[Like yeah, they are definitely on the same flying carpet of understanding. Except for the twisting peoples heads off? She’s totally left that life behind (except when she’s hungry).]

Is everyone into blood where you’re from or is it just you?

[A cultural difference from the humans she knows, obviously. Or he’s just a freak.]

[murdery]

Seems like it's just me for some reason.

[He doesn't seem bothered by this idea at all, however.]

Their loss, though! Nya ha!